1. The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever -DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises and do the following :
a. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes
i. Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE)
ii. Bothersome Employer Elimination Re-booter (BEER).
b. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.