b. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
c. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
d. Rajnikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.
e. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
f. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
g. When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off.
h. When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth.
j. The last digit of pi is Rajnikanth. He is the end of all things.
k. Rajnikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
l. Rajnikanth calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikanth.
m. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajnikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
n. Once a cobra bit Rajnikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
o. Rajnikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
p. It takes Rajnikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
q. Rajnikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
r. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajnikanth.
s. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
t. Rajnikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Simply Superb(pronounce in southern style)!!! excellent research work by a very talented and an amazing person himself.
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