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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

THE NAME IS RAJNIKANTH


1. Now whats Rajnikanth doing here in this BLOG..which deems itself to reflect IT news and small things about life.Actually a personal favorite of mine...I thought I must include this favourite of mine...this guy is amazingly amazing for those who know him....and for those who do not know him...I really understand that they r missing something.....i mean not someting...but quiet a LOT...ek baar rajni ka issssshtyle dekhogey to vaaakai TENSION free ho jayogey.....

2. This guy has stupefying,flummoxing,baffling or more simply just amazing SCREEN PRESENCE.I have a lot of respect for him for he is unlike a superstar in so many ways we see other actors and still dooms large on them.The XXX factor could be measured when crowds from all sections of the society Hindi/Telugu/TAMIL off course/Kannada/Japan/Russia throng the cinema theatres.Google is the place where one would be able to measure the scale of strength he modulates when he appears in his movies today....even as a youngster.....(though he is closing on 60 next year).

3. Here is a list of characteristics of the character that Rajnikanth entertains on in his list of HITS...

a. Rajnikanth makes onions cry

b. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

c. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

d. Rajnikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.

e. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

f. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.

g. When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off.

h. When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth.

j. The last digit of pi is Rajnikanth. He is the end of all things.

k. Rajnikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

l. Rajnikanth calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikanth.

m. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajnikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

n. Once a cobra bit Rajnikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

o. Rajnikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

p. It takes Rajnikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

q. Rajnikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

r. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajnikanth.

s. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

t. Rajnikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

u.
WHEN YOU SAY "NO ONE'S PERFECT", RAJNIKANTH TAKES THIS AS A PERSONAL INSULT.

1 comments:

  1. Simply Superb(pronounce in southern style)!!! excellent research work by a very talented and an amazing person himself.

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